Carys Weldon Blog
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Hair and staresSo, I went to this place yesterday that has writing on the window that says "progressive salon." Should I have been worried?
No. At least, not about how my hair would turn out. It's great. Striped, streaked, whatever, in natural shades. Looks really good, even if I do say so myself. I'm not generally narcissistic but I've spent a lot of time looking in the mirror since I got it done. It's really different...in a good way. So, that went well.
It did cost a ton, though. A whole lot more than my usual cheap hair dye and home job.
The woman was wonderful. Sweet. Religious music played in the background. The ambiance of the salon was restful and elegant.
And while she had the hair dryer to my hair, Carys Weldon said, "Blow jobs take forever, sometimes, don't they? I gotta really be in the mood to do it."
Her hand stilled. Her eyes went wider. I'm sure mine did, too.
I kept a straight face, realizing immediately how out of place the term "blow job" was there--and just what a double intendre that was.
But, with a totally straight face, she pushed out a "Yeah."
We were silent for several minutes and I know we were both repeating that in our minds.
Am I too wicked or what?
In fairness to ME, my hair is impossibly long. It takes hours and hours to dry on its own, and a half hour or forty-five minutes to dry with a hair dryer.
So, forgive me please. I knew not what I said until it came out of my lips.
(Yeah, pun intended. I AM wicked.)
3 Comments:
Oh. Oh. Ahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!
OMG, this is freaking hilarious. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
By 
Rinda Elliott, at
9:23 AM
That is hilarious! I'd like to have been a fly on the wall for that one.
That's me and my tongue in action.
Some folks just blurt out what comes to mind, and since my mind is on a wicked keel half the time--I'm always in a mess.
The funny thing is...how many people can't get puns/double intendre.
LOTS, let me tell ya!
By CarysWeldonblog, at
6:07 AM
