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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Gotta love redneck humor

Bubba & Earl

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Miller Lite.

The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a
dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put
labels on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll
been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the Miller Lite labels... "Me
and Bubba's on the Patch."

Posted by CarysWeldonblog :: 6:29 AM :: 1 Comments:

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That must've been around here... I think Bubba and Earl live right down the road...


By Blogger Emma Keigh, at 2:33 PM  

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