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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Ain't it the Truth!!!

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A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basic items.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115," she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale.

It turns out her weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"

"5 foot 8," she says.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

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Flour and Water
How come when you mix water and flour together

you get glue?.. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

and then you add eggs Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

and sugar... and you get cake?

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Where did the glue go?

NEED AN ANSWER?

You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT

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Posted by CarysWeldonblog :: 9:21 PM :: 2 Comments:

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2 Comments:

Ay yi yi!! I can relate allllll too well to that one.

Though according to my last doctor's visit (Tuesday), I'm losing weight. I knew I was just by the way things fit, but it's nice to have official verification. :)

By Blogger Jen, at 6:51 AM  

There's water in cake?

I like the first pig picture. Ours never line up that neatly; even when they're eating, they're jostling each other around.

By Blogger ikkinlala, at 11:37 AM  

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