Carys Weldon Blog

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Sex Quotes

The following quotes were sent to me by another author, Desiree, if that isn't a non de plume you can spot from a mile away...

I though some were quite funny. Others clever. (And I don't have time to write about my plans since my daughter has two parades this morning. Yeah. I gotta get my buns in gear so I can go out and freeze my ass off.)

Anyhow, think nice thoughts of me while you're curled up on your sofa with hot chocolate and fuzzy slippers and a flannel lap blankie with your favorite book this morning.


Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown

The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. ~D.H. Lawrence

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? ~Richard Fleischer

Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. ~Dorothy Parker

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce. ~J. Edgar Hoover

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. ~Author Unknown

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. ~W. Somerset Maugham, The Bread-Winner

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. ~William H. Masters

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman

Posted by CarysWeldonblog :: 6:07 AM :: 5 Comments:

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Some of those quotes are really funny!

And, now that I know what contest I won, thanks so much for the Amazon gift certificate!

By Blogger ikkinlala, at 7:55 AM  

Hey pretty lady, I found your blog. I'll get you linked from mine.

I like my non de plume; my husband picked it :) Much preferable to something I'd have chosen, like Brownie Ghoo or Godiva Bonbon. Sucker for chocolate you know ;)

By Blogger Desiree Erotique, at 1:45 PM  

lol those are funny

By Blogger Pamk, at 3:23 PM  

Some of those are cute, some are just different.

By Blogger Tam, at 4:40 AM  

Hey! Desiree (another writer) has blogged on my blog! How cool is that?

By Blogger CarysWeldonblog, at 5:45 AM  

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