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Friday, November 17, 2006

Jokes

A couple of these made me laugh out loud. I thought you'd enjoy them.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash
his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he
shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
shirt?"

He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to
make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as
he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you
for your money," she replied.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?

A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive
him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

AMEN
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the
toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your
e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

Posted by CarysWeldonblog :: 9:18 AM :: 2 Comments:

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2 Comments:

"Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?
A: A rumor"

Maybe that's why a lot of women like to read romance. LOL

By Blogger jennybrat, at 4:58 PM  

Love the jokes!

By Blogger Tam, at 6:16 AM  

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