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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Another joke

Seen this joke?

Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally die d a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through
every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until
I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I
just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive.

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You ever think of what might have happened after that conversation? Methinks there was a catfight in heaven. lol.

By Blogger Jen, at 12:18 PM  

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