Carys Weldon Blog
Friday, May 25, 2007
Live your life backwards?I dunno who wrote this. I received it in my email. I loved the ending, though, and I think you will, too.
live your life backwards next time
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then.
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
(Anonymous)
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In other news, I'm off to CONquest, a science fiction convention in Kansas City at the Airport Hilton hotel. Feel free to swing in and look for me. Here's the website for the convention: http://www.kcsciencefiction.org/conquest/conquest.htm
Check it out!
So, um, that means I won't be posting here until Monday, probably.
1 Comments:
I think everyone should live life by that.
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